Michael: Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It’s not like gay… shame festival. Jan: Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it. Toby: OK, Michael, are you aware that you outed Oscar today? Jan: You know, it’s amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation. But uh, seriously, guys who did this? Seriously guys, who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I’m gonna lose MY FRICKIN’ MIND! Who put my calculator in Jello? Good one. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.Īngela: Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace… and I want to throw up. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I’ve been working out and um, you know, I’m not gonna take her for granted. Roy: After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest.
And I have lunch for the next five weeks. I just had to get out of that relationship. Pam: Yeah, I didn’t go through with the wedding. Michael: Yeah, I’m sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay. I don’t want to offend anybody else.ĭwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive. Michael: There could be others… I need to know. Michael: Can you tell who’s gay and who’s not?ĭwight: Well, he’s not dressed in women’s clothes, so… He’s always looking at the camera like this. I dont… I don’t know how well he’s fitting in here. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang a cappella group, "Here Comes Treble." I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna.I don't think any of them actually know my real name.Īndy : Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him. Jim: I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. Oscar: That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let’s do that.Īngela: It explains so much. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime.
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If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. I have been calling people "faggy" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. Michael : You don't call retarded people retards. Jim: Are you really gonna marry him? …Ok.ĭwight: Jim is gone. Jim: You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say “Ryan Howard is a temp.” It will say “Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm.